Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts.Tumblr (3.0; @enddaysofadvertising)http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwrtxadngD1r6svlbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Day 55: CD wakes up, still drunk, in an empty Agency. Unaware that it is not only Sunday, but actually Christmas, he spends the day administering the hair of the dog in his office.</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14771587803http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14771587803Sun, 25 Dec 2011 12:58:22 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwpnn0qzRk1r6svlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 54: Biggest Client schedules Saturday meeting on Christmas Eve just for the power trip. Afterwards, Creative Director’s passive-aggressive parting salutation of “See you next Tuesday” goes entirely unnoticed.</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14720597657http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14720597657Sat, 24 Dec 2011 08:47:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwnu7xm4sZ1r6svlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 53: “Christmas bonuses? In this economy? Next thing you know, those ungrateful Creatives will be asking to shut down the Agency until the New Year!”</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14669533242http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14669533242Fri, 23 Dec 2011 09:14:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwlvnt7TEl1r6svlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 52: Douchey Account Guy telling everyone that <a href="http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">“Douchey Account Guy” meme</a> is all about him. The result: Meta-Douche.</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14614165423http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14614165423Thu, 22 Dec 2011 07:50:17 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwkkdf7fct1r6svlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 51: It’s always “Hump Day” in the Agency server room.</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14574517445http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14574517445Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:48:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwilsbhdfi1r6svlbo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 50: New Business Guy started his Christmas bender at lunch, will not be seen again until 2012.</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14517708729http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14517708729Tue, 20 Dec 2011 13:24:11 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwg9pvw8br1r6svlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 49: Shunned by his fellow creatives, aging Art Director has taken to <a href="http://hoveringartdirectors.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">hovering</a> over Client Services as they write their briefs.</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14453008536http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14453008536Mon, 19 Dec 2011 07:08:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwekd6PT9p1r6svlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 48: Agency’s Social Media Guru still waiting for his slideshare on “how to go viral” to go viral.</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14402073656http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14402073656Sun, 18 Dec 2011 09:03:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwczm5fnhZ1r6svlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 47: Many Agency people prefer their Christmas Parties to be “spouse free” to allow the team an opportunity to “bond”.  At least, that’s the way they spin it at home.</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14360459505http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14360459505Sat, 17 Dec 2011 12:37:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwaofoWCGX1r6svlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 46: On sober second thought, perhaps <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/work-safe-pr0n" target="_blank">SFW Porn</a> was not the most appropriate theme for this year’s Agency Christmas Card.</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14305272765http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14305272765Fri, 16 Dec 2011 06:40:36 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw8wg25lPG1r6svlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 45: Art Director ponders, “What if we put Andrej Pejić in a push-up bra?” Copywriter responds, “<a href="http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/androgynous-man-models-push-bra-dutch-retailers-ads-137065" target="_blank">Been done</a>.”</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14259563558http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14259563558Thu, 15 Dec 2011 07:38:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw6z6xSIEj1r6svlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 44: You just know that pro bono PSA is going to win awards when it has this many Creative Directors on it.</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14211400798http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14211400798Wed, 14 Dec 2011 06:42:33 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw577nx0pz1r6svlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 43: Caught unprepared by the Great Adland Server Crisis of 2011, Art Directors start desperately printing out all the <a href="http://adland.tv/Printads" target="_blank">print ads from the archive</a> for the next time they need “inspiration”.</p> <p>[PSA: Every day, around the world, ADs are out of print ideas. You can help. Send your generous donation to the <a href="https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_flow&SESSION=yEb4QzJGd21y9MRCpJK2gYm1Z_jms7lCDCOc_D2yK9LKCyUnXsY6QIVPt2y&dispatch=5885d80a13c0db1f8e263663d3faee8db2b24f7b84f1819343fd6c338b1d9d60" target="_blank">Adland Server Fund</a> before December 31, and help an inspiration-starved Creative.]</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14163966812http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14163966812Tue, 13 Dec 2011 07:40:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw3adoCqZg1r6svlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 42: Today’s sexually inappropriate comment from Client Services is brought to you by Glenfiddich.</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14113894033http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14113894033Mon, 12 Dec 2011 06:53:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw1komgy591r6svlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 41: Associate Creative Director kicked out of local repertory cinema for heckling competition’s work in Cannes 2011 reel.</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14063279784http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14063279784Sun, 11 Dec 2011 08:41:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvzz4dFpOz1r6svlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 40: Creative Department’s Friday Night/Saturday Morning bender goes off the rails when a strip club waitress hands them drinks menus set in Comic Sans.</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14019187719http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/14019187719Sat, 10 Dec 2011 11:57:49 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxq6cCzzU1r6svlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 39: Art Director finally says those three little words his Copywriter/Friend-With-Benefits has spent four heartsick years waiting to hear: “Long Copy Ad?”</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/13964676667http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/13964676667Fri, 09 Dec 2011 06:49:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvvxk9EVx51r6svlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 38: Told to “light a fire under” apathetic young Creatives, Senior Art Director once again subjects them to an exhibition of his award-winning print — created 20 years ago at a much better Agency.</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/13918570949http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/13918570949Thu, 08 Dec 2011 07:33:45 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvu1uxk7dN1r6svlbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 37: Funeral Director Client unimpressed by Art Director’s “ironic” use of Comic Sans in print campaign.</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/13870080148http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/13870080148Wed, 07 Dec 2011 07:11:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvs6848iK51r6svlbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Day 36: Editor of Agency Blog sick of being constantly trolled, anonymously, by his own colleagues.</p>http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/13823150485http://enddaysofadvertising.tumblr.com/post/13823150485Tue, 06 Dec 2011 06:50:00 -0500